Phedre ([info]phedre) wrote,
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Free Will

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The odds against getting a royal flush in poker are 649,739 to 1. The odds that Elvis Presley is still alive are 1,000 to 1. The odds that the Loch Ness monster exists are 150 to 1. And the odds that Elvis will someday crash a UFO into the Loch Ness monster are 14 million to 1. If you would have asked me a month ago, Leo, I'd have given you similar odds, 14 million to 1, that you would ever walk on water while closing a big deal on your cell phone and seeing a double rainbow appear over a cloud that resembles your face. But as of today, the odds of that happening have dropped to a mere 10 to 1. Magic time begins now.

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[info]vulpine137

July 20 2005, 15:26:57 UTC 6 years ago

Hmm, sounds like Elvis will be showing up to ask you to join him on a nessie hunt in his new UFO ;)

[info]phedre

July 20 2005, 16:14:33 UTC 6 years ago

As long as Elvis is actually Bruce Campbell, I'm ok with it. :)

[info]vulpine137

July 21 2005, 20:03:43 UTC 6 years ago

Darn chin fetishers... ;)
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